Post by Helmut on Jan 20, 2006 23:21:09 GMT -5
These are the Species and Nationalities.
Squirrels-Americans, British. Note: The American Squirrels are gray and the British Squirrels are red. Brown fur is a trait shared by both Nationalities.
Weasels- Italian
Bears- German. Note: These are what everybody knows them by as “Tediz”. Here, the Tediz are the machines built by Von Kriplespac to aid the Bears. The Bears are no different than any other specie; they have real blood, they are Mammals, there are two genders, etc.
Panthers-French
Chipmunks- Russian
The causing of the War between the SHC and Chipmunk forces against the Bear Wehrmacht begins long ago to the Infamous Milk Wars. We must start here to get a fully understanded theory of how the War started.
A long time ago, when the Squirrels were called the Kulas of Conk and the Chipmunks were called the Chocktaws, two sides were training for war. The Kulas, Choctaws, and Panthers were readying themselves for a war, which would be against the Weasel Empire. This war later would become known as “The Milk Wars”. The Milk Wars had received its name because of the ironic way the War had started.
A few decades back, the discovery of milk was made by a young Panther name Jean Valjean. The new discovery was welcomed by the Panthers, and soon the recipes spread to the Chocktaws and Kulas’. Jean Valjean was highly praised by the Chipmunks, Squirrels, and especially Panthers. The Panthers loved him so much, that they crowned Jean as the new king. Milk was found underground and was a nonrenewable resource. The Choctaw and Kula tribes were close friends and lived as happy neighbors to each other. A few years after the discovery of Milk, in the Chocktaw City of Dalongana, a milk mine was found. It came to be that; a lot of the land settled by the Squirrels and Chipmunks seemed to be loaded with underground milk. Panther King Valjean noticed this and made a compromise with the Chocktaws and Kulas. The rodents gladly accepted and became close friends with the Panthers. Now, Panther and Chipmunk Engineers had started to make a line of Milk Refineries. The line was called, “The Milk Belt”. It was a 100,000-mile line of Refineries. Soon after these were made, the rodents and the Panthers found more ways to use milk. Milk with certain fruit could make “Milk Wine”, Milk combined with Chocolate could make a number of delicious things. Milk was a daily part of their lives. The Old Weasel King, King Bonito had grown jealous and jealous with each new invention the Panthers had made. Bonito had always asked King Valjean for a part in the Milk Economy, he was denied each time. The Panthers had always been biased to the Weasels, and the Weasels were the same to the Panthers. Then, one day, the Weasels had some how gotten hold of 40 gallons of milk. Chipmunk spies had successfully found out about this and reported to Valjean right after they reported to their head command. King Valjean was furious and sent telegram (They did not have electric radios back then.) to the Weasel King, asking about the mysterious milk. The Weasel King sent back an angry swearful telegram back, proposing, “Ve found it unterground.” The Panther King sent another telegram back demanding for his stolen-milk or he would send soldiers to Weasel-Country and take it back. An hour pasted and Weasel telegram never came. The Panther King had started to get angry. An hour later, he sent a Battalion of Panther troops across the border. The Battalion marched into the first Weasel town, and was welcomed with Weasel armed resistance. The whole Battalion was gone in a couple of minutes. The Panther King was furious beyond reasoning. The next day the Weasel King telegrammed back, the telegram had a sign that was exactly like this “”. It seemed as if the Weasels wanted war. King Valjean quickly sent messengers to ask for the Chocktaws and Kulas’ help in the upcoming war. The Rodents quickly agreed and started to ready their armies. The Panther King asked for a census of the Panther troops, and was satisfied. Two months later, The Panther-Squirrel-Chipmunk Alliance (PSC) invaded the Weasel country border, thus began the Milk Wars.
Two years later, neither side was winning the day after day trench combat War. The PSC had managed to break through to most of the Weasel Cities, but they had taken heavy casualties. The Weasels were fearless fighters, fueled by propaganda and their Ancestors’ deep hatred for the Panthers. The Squirrels and the Chipmunks were fighting with the Panthers only because they were promised more land and would have a good share of Milk.
One day, the Weasel King had an idea to progress through the war. There was a country that bordered Weasel Country. It was a wild land with really, no borders. They were what all the Civilized Species (The Squirrels, Chipmunks, Panthers, and Weasels) called them, “Tediz”. The Tediz lived barbarically and unsophisticatedly. They lived in big dugouts. Some were smart enough to even make huts or shacks. Nobody really knows what food they lived off of. One thing they had, was a small-overpowered Government with a King. No side had ever though to befriend or hold an alliance with the Tediz
The Weasel king, escorted with some soldiers went to the Tedi Wildlands and reported to their leader. The Weasel King offered them food and better resources if the Tediz would aid them in the Milk Wars. The Tedi King (Or “Kaiser” as they called it) said “yes” after an hour of decision-making.
The Tediz were taken in by Weasels, and were also trained. The Tediz were already smart and skilled fighters. They just lacked organization. They proved excellent in battle, and pushed the Panthers back.
Eventually, the war ended with the Panthers, Kulas, and Choctaws as the winners. If the Squirrel named Kent McFarland never made the invention of the plane, then, the newly recruited Tediz would of pushed the Panthers back to Panther-Country. The “Bi-Plane” was an airplane not much like the ones today. There was a pair of two wings at the front, where the pilot’s cockpit was under the top wing. Some of the earlier Bi-Planes hadn’t a closed cockpit. However, these planes seemed effective on the Tediz and Weasels. The planes would dive down with their machine guns while the Weasels hadn’t anything to take the Planes down with.
Weasel King Bonito had killed himself, so that the “Bloody Panthers” wouldn’t kill him. His body was burned, the ashes were hidden somewhere underground.
The Panthers, Chipmunks, and Squirrels marched proudly to the Weasel capital and accepted the Tedi and Weasel’s formal surrender. Now the Panthers had occupied ¾’s of the Weasel-Country. The Weasels, not wanting to be under the Panthers, moved to the Bear Wildlands. The Weasels and Bears had formed a great bond during the Milk Wars. The Weasels no longer called the Bears “Tediz”, but called them “Bears”. The name “Tediz” seemed rude. The Bears learned a lot from the Weasels, and soon the Kaiser and the new Weasel King started to bring back the Government.
There was 4 years of piece, until King Valjean died.
Each specie was improving as time prospered. The Kulas of Conk and Chocktaws had established new and firmer Governments. The Kulas’s National name was now The Royal People’s Republic of the Squirrel High Command, or SHC for short. The Chocktaws were now the United Lands of the Chipmunk Republic. The Tediz and Weasels had both developed in weapons and Government, also. By now, the Weasels had moved from the Bear homeland to a new piece of land, where they established a country. Its name was Italelan.
When the Panther King died, his son, Pierre Valjean was crowned king. Pierre was meaner than his father, and believed that the Panthers were the finest Specie and believed that the Earth should be run in a Fascist manner. Since the Panthers were had the finest Navies and Armies, the other Species lived in their shadow. One day, King Pierre Valjean demanded that the whole SHC population move to the Area in which he called the “Dark Place”. The Squirrels denied at first, then the Panther King said that he’d mobilize troops to the Squirrel homeland. The Squirrels gave in. Nobody knew why the King was doing this. Most thought so that he could have the Milk Refineries left behind by the Squirrels.
The Squirrels boarded ships and boats. They took off to a huge piece of land to the West. It was called the “Dark Place” because there was nobody occupying the land. Rumors from long ago stated that the “Dark Place” held Monsters and magical creatures. The Squirrels on the boats and ships didn’t know what to think would be there. Most of them still believed the rumors. They finally arrived after 2 months of traveling. The first Squirrel to step on the land was a Captain in the Marine Corps., Amerigo Vespucci. The whole strip of land was named after him as “America”. The Squirrels had come to find out that America’s underground system was fully composed of milk. Soon, “Milk Aquifers” and more milk refineries came up during the years. After a year in America, the Squirrels had come up with a few cities and towns. They would later start trading with the Chipmunks all the way in Europe.
Meanwhile, back in Europe, the Chipmunk Republic’s Military was on alert. After the banishing of the Squirrels to the Dark Place, the Chipmunk Prime Minister didn’t know what to do. He felt that the Panthers would attack the Chipmunk Refineries. But, King Pierre had nothing like that in mind. Instead, his forces moved into the Squirrel’s old Milk pumps and consumed them. All was quiet now. The Bears continued life co-operatively with the Weasels. The Chipmunks soon learned that the Squirrels had settled and began trade routes. The Panthers, now greedy with milk, also continued life. This continued for 249 years, until the birth of a Weasel that would change the world. That Weasel was Von Kriplespac.
Squirrels-Americans, British. Note: The American Squirrels are gray and the British Squirrels are red. Brown fur is a trait shared by both Nationalities.
Weasels- Italian
Bears- German. Note: These are what everybody knows them by as “Tediz”. Here, the Tediz are the machines built by Von Kriplespac to aid the Bears. The Bears are no different than any other specie; they have real blood, they are Mammals, there are two genders, etc.
Panthers-French
Chipmunks- Russian
The causing of the War between the SHC and Chipmunk forces against the Bear Wehrmacht begins long ago to the Infamous Milk Wars. We must start here to get a fully understanded theory of how the War started.
A long time ago, when the Squirrels were called the Kulas of Conk and the Chipmunks were called the Chocktaws, two sides were training for war. The Kulas, Choctaws, and Panthers were readying themselves for a war, which would be against the Weasel Empire. This war later would become known as “The Milk Wars”. The Milk Wars had received its name because of the ironic way the War had started.
A few decades back, the discovery of milk was made by a young Panther name Jean Valjean. The new discovery was welcomed by the Panthers, and soon the recipes spread to the Chocktaws and Kulas’. Jean Valjean was highly praised by the Chipmunks, Squirrels, and especially Panthers. The Panthers loved him so much, that they crowned Jean as the new king. Milk was found underground and was a nonrenewable resource. The Choctaw and Kula tribes were close friends and lived as happy neighbors to each other. A few years after the discovery of Milk, in the Chocktaw City of Dalongana, a milk mine was found. It came to be that; a lot of the land settled by the Squirrels and Chipmunks seemed to be loaded with underground milk. Panther King Valjean noticed this and made a compromise with the Chocktaws and Kulas. The rodents gladly accepted and became close friends with the Panthers. Now, Panther and Chipmunk Engineers had started to make a line of Milk Refineries. The line was called, “The Milk Belt”. It was a 100,000-mile line of Refineries. Soon after these were made, the rodents and the Panthers found more ways to use milk. Milk with certain fruit could make “Milk Wine”, Milk combined with Chocolate could make a number of delicious things. Milk was a daily part of their lives. The Old Weasel King, King Bonito had grown jealous and jealous with each new invention the Panthers had made. Bonito had always asked King Valjean for a part in the Milk Economy, he was denied each time. The Panthers had always been biased to the Weasels, and the Weasels were the same to the Panthers. Then, one day, the Weasels had some how gotten hold of 40 gallons of milk. Chipmunk spies had successfully found out about this and reported to Valjean right after they reported to their head command. King Valjean was furious and sent telegram (They did not have electric radios back then.) to the Weasel King, asking about the mysterious milk. The Weasel King sent back an angry swearful telegram back, proposing, “Ve found it unterground.” The Panther King sent another telegram back demanding for his stolen-milk or he would send soldiers to Weasel-Country and take it back. An hour pasted and Weasel telegram never came. The Panther King had started to get angry. An hour later, he sent a Battalion of Panther troops across the border. The Battalion marched into the first Weasel town, and was welcomed with Weasel armed resistance. The whole Battalion was gone in a couple of minutes. The Panther King was furious beyond reasoning. The next day the Weasel King telegrammed back, the telegram had a sign that was exactly like this “”. It seemed as if the Weasels wanted war. King Valjean quickly sent messengers to ask for the Chocktaws and Kulas’ help in the upcoming war. The Rodents quickly agreed and started to ready their armies. The Panther King asked for a census of the Panther troops, and was satisfied. Two months later, The Panther-Squirrel-Chipmunk Alliance (PSC) invaded the Weasel country border, thus began the Milk Wars.
Two years later, neither side was winning the day after day trench combat War. The PSC had managed to break through to most of the Weasel Cities, but they had taken heavy casualties. The Weasels were fearless fighters, fueled by propaganda and their Ancestors’ deep hatred for the Panthers. The Squirrels and the Chipmunks were fighting with the Panthers only because they were promised more land and would have a good share of Milk.
One day, the Weasel King had an idea to progress through the war. There was a country that bordered Weasel Country. It was a wild land with really, no borders. They were what all the Civilized Species (The Squirrels, Chipmunks, Panthers, and Weasels) called them, “Tediz”. The Tediz lived barbarically and unsophisticatedly. They lived in big dugouts. Some were smart enough to even make huts or shacks. Nobody really knows what food they lived off of. One thing they had, was a small-overpowered Government with a King. No side had ever though to befriend or hold an alliance with the Tediz
The Weasel king, escorted with some soldiers went to the Tedi Wildlands and reported to their leader. The Weasel King offered them food and better resources if the Tediz would aid them in the Milk Wars. The Tedi King (Or “Kaiser” as they called it) said “yes” after an hour of decision-making.
The Tediz were taken in by Weasels, and were also trained. The Tediz were already smart and skilled fighters. They just lacked organization. They proved excellent in battle, and pushed the Panthers back.
Eventually, the war ended with the Panthers, Kulas, and Choctaws as the winners. If the Squirrel named Kent McFarland never made the invention of the plane, then, the newly recruited Tediz would of pushed the Panthers back to Panther-Country. The “Bi-Plane” was an airplane not much like the ones today. There was a pair of two wings at the front, where the pilot’s cockpit was under the top wing. Some of the earlier Bi-Planes hadn’t a closed cockpit. However, these planes seemed effective on the Tediz and Weasels. The planes would dive down with their machine guns while the Weasels hadn’t anything to take the Planes down with.
Weasel King Bonito had killed himself, so that the “Bloody Panthers” wouldn’t kill him. His body was burned, the ashes were hidden somewhere underground.
The Panthers, Chipmunks, and Squirrels marched proudly to the Weasel capital and accepted the Tedi and Weasel’s formal surrender. Now the Panthers had occupied ¾’s of the Weasel-Country. The Weasels, not wanting to be under the Panthers, moved to the Bear Wildlands. The Weasels and Bears had formed a great bond during the Milk Wars. The Weasels no longer called the Bears “Tediz”, but called them “Bears”. The name “Tediz” seemed rude. The Bears learned a lot from the Weasels, and soon the Kaiser and the new Weasel King started to bring back the Government.
There was 4 years of piece, until King Valjean died.
Each specie was improving as time prospered. The Kulas of Conk and Chocktaws had established new and firmer Governments. The Kulas’s National name was now The Royal People’s Republic of the Squirrel High Command, or SHC for short. The Chocktaws were now the United Lands of the Chipmunk Republic. The Tediz and Weasels had both developed in weapons and Government, also. By now, the Weasels had moved from the Bear homeland to a new piece of land, where they established a country. Its name was Italelan.
When the Panther King died, his son, Pierre Valjean was crowned king. Pierre was meaner than his father, and believed that the Panthers were the finest Specie and believed that the Earth should be run in a Fascist manner. Since the Panthers were had the finest Navies and Armies, the other Species lived in their shadow. One day, King Pierre Valjean demanded that the whole SHC population move to the Area in which he called the “Dark Place”. The Squirrels denied at first, then the Panther King said that he’d mobilize troops to the Squirrel homeland. The Squirrels gave in. Nobody knew why the King was doing this. Most thought so that he could have the Milk Refineries left behind by the Squirrels.
The Squirrels boarded ships and boats. They took off to a huge piece of land to the West. It was called the “Dark Place” because there was nobody occupying the land. Rumors from long ago stated that the “Dark Place” held Monsters and magical creatures. The Squirrels on the boats and ships didn’t know what to think would be there. Most of them still believed the rumors. They finally arrived after 2 months of traveling. The first Squirrel to step on the land was a Captain in the Marine Corps., Amerigo Vespucci. The whole strip of land was named after him as “America”. The Squirrels had come to find out that America’s underground system was fully composed of milk. Soon, “Milk Aquifers” and more milk refineries came up during the years. After a year in America, the Squirrels had come up with a few cities and towns. They would later start trading with the Chipmunks all the way in Europe.
Meanwhile, back in Europe, the Chipmunk Republic’s Military was on alert. After the banishing of the Squirrels to the Dark Place, the Chipmunk Prime Minister didn’t know what to do. He felt that the Panthers would attack the Chipmunk Refineries. But, King Pierre had nothing like that in mind. Instead, his forces moved into the Squirrel’s old Milk pumps and consumed them. All was quiet now. The Bears continued life co-operatively with the Weasels. The Chipmunks soon learned that the Squirrels had settled and began trade routes. The Panthers, now greedy with milk, also continued life. This continued for 249 years, until the birth of a Weasel that would change the world. That Weasel was Von Kriplespac.